7 thoughts on “Gwyneth Paltrow is African”

1. *blinks*

   *blinks again*

   This…is a real ad campaign?

   The rip-offs are amusing, but the fact that it is real…is horrifying to me.

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   1. Girl, don’t you know a hyphenated American when you see one? ROFL.

      But yes, this is wierd.

      As is everything and everyone else in and about California.

      Xenu, bulimia/anorexia, how many divorces you can have in your lifetime, Myspace….

      and now this.

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      1. Oh, and don’t forget this!

         The Gay Nation Corps

         Yep, that just about does it.

      2. Xenu?! Now I have to go google, I have no idea what that is!

         Sheesh. I’ve gotta pull my feet out of the swampy mud and look around at the rest of this screwy country.

      3. Hopefully it works, Youtube’s servers are dead at the moment.

      4. oh noes, they broke the YouTubes?

         *sigh*

         And here I am all slow, and just discovering it.

2. I’m wondering……why the light blue and purple in the first place?

   I mean, sure, the Yoruba in Nigeria (like OBJ) use blue in their clothing alot (as they do white; you’ll never find a red agbada, though), but exactly what’s the significance of those colors in this picture?

   Or is this supposed to be similar to Cher as a “half-breed?”

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