I’m watching #Twilight for the first time. This movie is awkward!
My takeaway:
*Breathe…..*
Everyone was jumping out to help her! Everyone was a robot! Exposition overload! Edward had a hard time with words! Carlisle is a mannequin! Jasper is Justin Timberlake circa 1999! Waylon was a weird uncle dude! James barely had any eyebrows! Werewolf dude’s father spoke only in cliches and dad jokes! I don’t know if I want someone to look at me like Edward was looking at Bella in chemistry because his head was shifting wayyyyyyyyyy too much!
*Breathe*
